Allikas/from: Status Shuffle
- Why children will walk past their Dad, through the entire house to find Mom in the bathroom to ask her a question their Dad could answer
Miks lapsed kõnnivad mööda oma isast, otsides mööda tervet maja taga oma ema ning leides ta vannitoast, küsivad midagi, millele ka isa oleks võinud vastata? - The day has begun... get ready, get set ... wait a minute, I need more coffee :)
Päev on alanud...tähelepanu, valmis olla... oota hetk, vajan veel natuke kohvi :) - I'm going to rap batteries for Christmas and put a note saying "TOY NOT INCLUDED" Pakin jõulukingiks patareid ja kleebin peale sildi "Mänguasja pole kaasas".
- If only life came with an escape button...
Ka elus võiks olla võimalik kasutada escape-nuppu... :( - Today's crappy attitude is proudly sponsored by the alarm clock. Tänase sandi meeleolu toob uhkelt teieni äratuskell.
- How i wish i could ctrl+alt+del things that aren't important. Kuidas ma küll soovin, et võiksin kasutada ctrl+alt+del asjade puhul, mis pole olulised.
- Out Of Order ~ estimated time of repair unknown. Katki - parandamise aeg teadmata.
- So they needed an angel, they took the best, free from pain, now you can rest. Nad vajasid inglit ja võtsid selleks parima, valust vaba, puhka sa...
- Question of the Day: If you could pack up, move & start all over, where would you go?
Päeva küsimus: Kui saaksid asjad kokku pakkida, ära kolida ja alustada uuesti algusest, kuhu sa läheksid? - Coffee good : ) Monday bad : ( Kohvi - hea :) Esmaspäev - paha :(
- You know you're a mom when your kids leave the room and you are still watching cartoons.
Oled ema, kui su lapsed lahkuvad toast, kuid sina vaatad multikaid ikka edasi. - If there were 11 elves,and another one came along,what would he be? The twelf.
- Why is it that no one comes to visit when your house is clean, but the minute the kids dirty it up, the doorbell rings?
Miks ei tule keegi siis külla, kui maja on puhas, kuid minut pärast seda, kui lapsed on selle sassi ajanud, heliseb uksekell? - To get somewhere you've never been, you need to do something you've never done.
Et jõuda kuhugi, kus sa ei ole kunagi olnud, pead tegema midagi, mida sa pole kunagi teinud. - What is worse - Making a big mistake in life, or living the rest of your life saying "if only."?
Mis on hullem - elus korra suurelt eksida või elada kogu ülejäänud elu mõeldes "Kui oleks ainult...." - Have you ever wondered why when you ask a person if they were stuck on an island and could only bring one thing they never say a boat?
Oled sa vahest mõelnud, et kui küsida inimeselt, kes on üksikul saarel, mis oleks see üks asi, mille ta kaasa võtaks, ei ütle ta kunagi "paadi"? - We can not direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. Me ei saa suunata tuult, kuid saame sättida purjeid :)
- It's been a rough week but on a positive note I didn't need any bail money and didn't have to hide any bodies, yet!
- "All our dreams can come true-if we have the courage to pursue them."
-Walt Disney-